Joke of the Day ! (Warning: lack of humour within!)

[Spider44]

There's a horny hippie on a bus which only has one other passenger on it, an
elderly nun from a local parish.

The hippie is so in need of some free love that he approaches the nun and
propositions her. Shocked that he would even think to ask her such a question,
the nun pulls the line above her head and gets off the bus. Once she is gone,
the bus driver calls the hippie over to him."Hey buddy, I know how you can get
the nun to have sex with you."The hippie, excited by this asks how.

"Every night at midnight that same sister goes to the cemetery and prays by
the statue of Saint Peter. If you dress up as Jesus and appear to her there
she'll do anything you want!"

So the hippie gets a nifty Jesus costume together and goes to the cemetery at
midnight.

Sure enough the sister is there, praying. He hides behind the statue and
jumps out, saying "Sister, I am your God and I choose you to have sex with me."

The nun agrees, but asks if they can have anal sex so she can retain her
virginity. The hippie, who is of the mindset that sex is sex, quickly agrees and
does the deed.

When he's finished he's so proud of himself that he stands up, rips off his
costume and screams "HAHA! I'm the hippie from the bus!!!!"

The nun stands, rips her habit from her head and screams "HAHA!!! I'm the bus
driver!!!!"

[The only Misfit]

that was a good one max